Spin Doctors!
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Ardeshir Cowasjee
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SPIN doctor, in the language of the lexicon: "A senior political spokesperson
employed to promote a favourable interpretation of events" to the press
and to the people. He is a politician's flak. Not an easy job, as he has to be
endowed with a highly retentive memory and the capacity to lie consistently and
unashamedly whilst keeping a straight face.
In
the foreground during the past decade have been our two spinners, Mushahid
Hussain and Hussain Haqqani. In the beginning, Mushahid was ostensibly batting
for the opponents as the editor of The Muslim whilst Hussain was spinning in
the Zia-Nawaz team.
Hussain Haqqani was born in Karachi on October 1,
1956. He did his Masters in international relations from Karachi University,
obtaining a first-class first in 1980. He was the elected president of the
students' union and one of his contemporaries at KU was Altaf Bhai now of
London town. From 1980 to 1984 he was based in Hong Kong as a correspondent for
the Far Eastern Economic Review and Arabia - The Islamic World Review, and
later returned to Pakistan doing the same job.
In 1988, he became Punjab Chief Minister Nawaz
Sharif's spin doctor, with the rank of a provincial minister, a flag-flyer,
spinning against Benazir and her government. In 1989 he was sent to Karachi to
negotiate with Altaf Bhai on behalf of Nawaz Sharif who was getting ready to
move to Islamabad.
When Jatoi became caretaker PM, Hussain Haqqani was
appointed his press adviser and when Nawaz Sharif took over, he went to him in
the same position. In 1992, when Nawaz Sharif decided to get rid of him (for whatever
reasons) rather than sacking him, he prudently appointed him our high
commissioner to Sri Lanka, from which post he resigned when Nawaz Sharif's
government was dismissed.
Benazir Bhutto, on taking over in 1993, realized
that Hussain's services might help her on her way and took him on as her press
adviser. In July 1994 she made him information secretary, in which post he
remained until June 1995, when Benazir Bhutto decided that it was time for him
to go.
Prudence again was exercised, and he was 'expelled'
to Karachi to head the HBFC. Again, when Benazir Bhutto was sacked for the
second time, he resigned. Shrewd and clever as he is, Haqqani knows what the
three young self-serving leaders (now monopolizing the political scene in this
unfortunate country) do not know. He has taught himself much, continues to
teach himself, has read more than the three have, continues to read, and is
amusing company.
Is this genuine? I asked him the last time he came
calling, handing him a photocopy of a page with a remark scrawled upon it by
Benazir Bhutto. In February 1995, Haqqani managed to get CNN Delhi
correspondent Ashish Ray to agree to interview his prime minister and show her
on the screen prior to her US visit, and had accordingly addressed a note on
the subject to her.
Benazir Bhutto's reaction: "The last time H.H.
asked me to give Ashish Ray an interview it was a disaster. He was an Indian
and kept asking / provoking and gave a v. nasty report. Ask for all questions
on record and arrange to switch off the electricity plug if they ask any beyond
the approved questions - or any other remedial method. I don't want to repeat past
experience so the interview should be sorted out properly."
Hussain Haqqani looked at it, and put on his spin
doctor smile which indicated the affirmative. With sadness, he said that
neither Nawaz Sharif nor Benazir Bhutto are ever receptive to advice.
Was it worth doing what you did, all the bowing and
scraping, I asked him, showing him a copy of another letter, this time from the
PM's principal secretary, Ahmed Sadik, to federal secretary Haqqani: "It
has been observed that you were not in office between 09.00 a.m. and 10.00 a.m.
today when the Prime Minister had wanted to talk to you. The office hours being
09.00 a.m. to 05.00 p.m. you may like to explain the reasons for your absence from
office for a whole hour and that too without having indicated your whereabouts.
You are also advised to ensure your availability in office in future and avoid
recurrence of such a situation."
There are times in one's life, he replied, when one
has to suffer fools gladly, as you must have done on many an occasion. I then
produced a copy of a note dated January 26, 1994, from the information
ministry's file advising that a sum of Rs 5 million had been "paid to the
Frontier Post as per instructions given by Mr Asif Ali Zardari in the presence
of PIO and Principal Secretary to the Prime Minister." This amount came
from the Special Service Expenses Account. From the same account, nine payments
between February and December 1994 of varying amounts totaling Rs 4.9 million
were made to Chaudhry Ghulam Hussain of the publications Facts and Siasi Log of
Lahore.
How does one justify this disbursement of Rs 10
million of public funds to publications for their support for the party in
power? I asked Haqqani. It is just a matter of following instructions, he told
me. Such payments have been made since the days of Ayub Khan and Altaf Gauhar.
Obviously, in Haqqani book many wrongs make a right. But he rightly countered,
if people do not object to the way their money is squandered why should the callous
all-powerful bother?
Benazir Bhutto's information minister Khalid Ahmad
Kharal was paid from the same account a total of Rs 2.2 million in eleven
payments between April 1994 and September 1995. Then from October 1995 to
October 1996, he was paid a monthly sum of Rs 50,000. In between, in August
1996, he was given Rs 78,000 (USD 2,000) for "special external publicity purposes,"
making a grand total of some Rs 3 million. What did he do with it? He has not accounted
for it. The same goes for Zia Khokhar of the PM's secretariat who was handed
out sums totaling Rs 780,000.
As for the ministry's Special Service Expenses (SSE)
and Special Publicity Fund (SPF), these are disbursed according to the secret
service funds rules under which the interior ministry operates, in the supreme
national interest, to pay off spies, spooks, informers, toadies, etc. The
givers give and the receivers receive without having to render any explanation.
In the case of this redundant ministry of information, a receipt of sorts is given.
For instance, Kharal was required, as "the
undersigned", to put his signature to: "This is to certify that Rs.
(amount) from S.S.E. Account drawn on (date) were spent in the public interest
under directions of the undersigned."
Millions of rupees have been spent over the years by
this redundant ministry from these special secret SSE and SPF accounts. Random
examples:
August 10, 1992, cheque no. 280657 for Rs 500,000
issued to "PIO PID loan for Independence Day celebrations" (Nawaz);
November 14, 1992, for "Special Publicity Programme of the Prime
Minister," cheque no. 280659 for Rs 200,000 (Nawaz); May 31, 1993, Abdul Khaliq
of NNI was paid Rs 200,000 by cheque no. 280665 (Nawaz); June 17, 1993, cheque
no. 280666 for Rs 270,000 was "paid to PIO PID" (Nawaz); on September
23, 1993, cheque no. 280671 in the amount of Rs 768,750 was issued to Tayab
Automobiles, Karachi (Moeen Qureshi); and on August 1, 1994, Honda Atlas,
Lahore, received cheque no. 543102 for Rs 664,700 (Benazir). Between November
1994 and March 1995, Worldwide Media Communications was paid Rs 1.35 million in
connection with Benazir Bhutto's visit to the US. On June 29, 1996, a cash
payment of Rs 600,000 was made to an unnamed person for "entertainment to
journalists."
(Benazir). What sort of entertainment? We ask. All
that each secretary of the information ministry is required to do is to list
all such payments and certify at the end of his term: "I declare that the
interests of the public service required that the above payments should be made
out of Special Grant and that they were properly made."
Apparently, the secretaries feel that
the longevity of the party in power is synonymous with the interests of the
state. Now, clever Mushahid Hussain is flying the flag and moves around with a posse
of twelve. He, too, no doubt in "the interests of the public service",
will spend our money to keep Nawaz Sharif and his Chaudhrys healthy, wealthy,
and wise. Such ministries in the West went out with Hitler's Third Reich. It is
time we eliminated ours.
Courtesy -Dawn

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